I think I was abducted by aliens. The last things that I can recall...very bright lights, a large unidentified flying object? Possibly it hovered over me. I can't really remember. Things are very fuzzy, but they must have tapped my brain and sucked it from my skull. I have no recollection of where they took me or what happened. Not to mention, I have been feeling a little light-headed lately.
I don't know what I was thinking? Of course there are no aliens running around...
I was actually kidnapped by Poncho Villa and taken to Mexico. He was awful. He made me, against my will, sit on a beach for 23 days straight. Each day I was forced to repeat the phrase, "Uno mas cerveza, por favor." I was so sunburned, I finally broke and begged for mercy. I was not released until I spilled all the family secrets. My family was then paid to come and get me.
Someone is at the door.
I will be back.